Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel) C.3022 - 3020: The Targeted Fat Ball

Chapter 3022: Chapter 3020: The Targeted Fat Ball

After Shi and Zhu emerged from the illusionary experience of the Easter egg, they relayed Soft Feather’s message to the steel manifestation immediately.

“To use the small black room to solve the problem with the depletion of the ‘way to immortality’?” the steel manifestation pinched his chin, puzzled, “Did Soft Feather tell you this?”

“Yes, it was Soft Feather’s voice, it sounded so pleasant,” Loli Zhu said with the look of a ‘300-year-old grown-up’, speaking in a particularly mature loli tone.

Loli Zhu, feeling as though she had lived for over three hundred years, quietly demoted ‘Sister Soft Feather’ to ‘Little Soft Feather’—she felt that the former Sister Soft Feather was now her little sister. free𝑤ebnovel.com

But the problem was… Soft Feather’s family name wasn’t ‘Soft’, and her given name wasn’t ‘Feather’.

The combination of Soft + Feather was just a traditional daoist method for creating dao names.

“Huh? Senior Song, did I say something?” Soft Feather, hearing someone call her dao name, happily joined in, and casually hugged little Zhu.

The small Loli Zhu was forced into Soft Feather’s immense bosom, nearly suffocating.

It was a disparity in realms so great that it was insurmountable!

Sister Soft Feather remained Sister Soft Feather… a gap that not even three hundred years of onion life could bridge.

The inflated Zhu instantly came to terms with her reality.

At the side, Shi added, “We also encountered Lady Onion.”

“I know, I am the one who led you into that illusion; it was the three hundred years of the stupid onion’s life,” the steel manifestation said with a smile.

Who knows where that stupid onion is now, how she is doing, if she has money for online shopping?

“Lady Onion is not the stupid onion,” Loli Zhu retorted for Lady Onion.

In the final scene of the dreamland Easter egg, the short-haired big sister Lady Onion had left a deep impression on her—she wanted to grow up to be like Sister Lady Onion, with a prominent front, a slim waist, and long legs.

The most important thing was—even in death, she had to die in an extremely cool manner.

The steel manifestation was slightly startled, “Didn’t you just experience three hundred years of the onion’s life?”

“Yes,” Shi nodded, then recounted her experience to the steel manifestation in detail.

After hearing the story, the steel manifestation was taken aback.

Was this ‘Lady Onion’ really from his Tyrannical Song Group, the worker boss Lady Onion?

Our group’s worker boss Lady Onion couldn’t possibly be this cool!

After a moment of stupor, the steel manifestation began calculating again—he, who had studied abroad, had learned a lot.

But after calculating for a while, the steel manifestation didn’t arrive at a conclusive result.

“Is it the future? Did the missing Lady Onion go to the future… or is it, the Lady Onion from the future?” the steel manifestation thought to himself.

“Senior Song, Senior Song, what are you thinking about?” Soft Feather asked in confusion, hugging the Zhu overwhelmed by the disparity in realms.

“I am pondering Lady Onion’s mysterious disappearance, and also… thank you for your hard work, Soft Feather,” the steel manifestation said.

He was expressing gratitude to both the present and the future Soft Feather.

“Hehehe, although I don’t know what you’re thanking me for, Senior Song, I still feel a bit embarrassed,” Soft Feather chuckled.

“By the way, do you have any New Year’s wishes?” the steel manifestation asked.

Soft Feather was the only official member of the Nine Provinces Number One Group who addressed him as “senior”, so he counted her as part of the ‘give a New Year’s gift’ friends group.

“Wishes? Senior Song, I have so many wishes!” Soft Feather exclaimed happily.

She had many things she wanted to do, many places she wanted to explore, and now she had plenty of time!

The steel manifestation quickly waved his hands, “One, only one. We’ll save the other wishes for the next holiday.”

“Just one? That’s a bit too few,” Soft Feather said as she leaned her chin on little Zhu’s head, pondering.

Moments later.

“Senior Song, I heard you’ve collected a pair of ‘Scholarly Sage’s Eyes’, so I want to experience the ‘impregnating gaze’ effect of possessing a pair of Scholarly Sage’s Eyes!” Soft Feather said earnestly.

The steel manifestation: “!!!”

Loli Zhu: “Wow~”

As expected of Fairy Soft Feather, her ideas are always so unique.

The steel manifestation waved his hands again and said, “This isn’t good… How about making another wish?”

Fairy Soft Feather with a very serious + earnest expression: “No, I want this…”

“No, you don’t!” Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly, appearing behind Soft Feather without anyone knowing when, reached out and covered his daughter’s mouth.

At the same time, Senior Spirit Butterfly fixed the steel manifestation with a gaze as sharp as a sword.

“If you dare use the ‘Impregnating Gaze’ on my daughter, I’ll…” He paused mid-speech.

Then he looked up at the sky.

He was no longer a match for Tyrannical Song.

It was something that hit him really hard.

“Senior Spirit Butterfly, I also think it’s better for Soft Feather to change her wish. That’s what I’ve been advising her too.” The steel manifestation hurriedly spoke up.

Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly released his hand and simply sat down beside his own daughter.

“Daddy.” Soft Feather called sweetly.

“Acting cute is useless,” Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly said.

“Then I’ll change my wish,” Soft Feather blinked her eyes—after all, there were so many holidays each year, there would be plenty of opportunities later.

She and Senior Song’s future was still long.

The steel manifestation also breathed a sigh of relief.

“If Tyrannical Song’s two demonic techniques are off-limits, then may I learn the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’?” Soft Feather asked again.

Upon hearing this, the steel manifestation finally exhaled in relief.

When Soft Feather mentioned the ‘two demonic techniques’, he feared that she would ask him to cast the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’ on her.

Luckily, Soft Feather only wanted to learn the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’.

“No problem, I can carefully teach you the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’ as I have adjusted it,” Song Shuhang nodded in agreement.

Techniques like the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’ and the ‘Sword-Nurturing Technique’ were actually not any profound lost martial techniques in the cultivation world.

However, Song Shuhang’s ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’ was a mutated version.

“Ah Song, my wish is also to learn the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’,” Li Yinzhu, rubbing her eyes, sat in the arms of the steel manifestation and said.

Originally, she wanted to learn Song Shuhang’s top-notch evasion technique, the ‘True Heavenly Peng’s Flying Technique.’

But after hearing about the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’, she changed her mind.

“Huh? Yinzhu, why would you suddenly want to learn the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’?” The steel manifestation skillfully took out a small comb and began combing Li Yinzhu’s long and beautiful silver hair.

“Um, I have a ‘nurturing’ target,” Li Yinzhu replied.

As she spoke, her beautiful silver eyes glanced at the mechanical girl Xiao Lingxiao beside her.

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Is Sister Yinzhu planning to use the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’ on her?

But why?

Is she not a cute little sister?

“Haha, no problem,” the steel manifestation put away the comb, then lifted the mechanical daughter Xiao Lingxiao onto his shoulder, “Xiao Lingxiao, what’s your wish?”

[Should I also choose the ‘Saber-Nurturing Technique’?] Xiao Lingxiao’s mind was blank.

But suddenly, an image flashed through her mind—that was of her father Song Shuhang’s main body with the Fat Ball Cloak fluttering behind him.

“Daddy Song, I want a Fat Ball Cloak too!” Xiao Lingxiao blurted out.